math models 

A high school level class in which the pupils consist of those on sports teams, the highly apathetic, those who "have one last chance to pass a class before we send your ass to jail," and senior year white kids wishing to recieve grades for napping.

With a loose curriculum focusing on how to write checks and ask for an IRS form, it is a veritable university for the latest insults and obtuse slang.

I was going to eat the weed cookie in math models, but Mookie saw it and took it from me at gun point while the teacher laughed at me and called me a bitch.

math models by JKelly October 5, 2004

Math Nerd 

A person who loves math, and enjoys doing hard math problems for fun or for challenging him or herself. Sometimes if a person in Math Class in school that is a math nerd, may say for a assignment, "Math Rocks!" and the other people say "shut up nerd!", "Math sucks bum!", "Nerd!"

James: "Math Rocks"
Student 1: "Nerd"!
Student 2: "Bum!"
Student 3: "Math sucks nerd!"
Stduent 4: "You are retarded!"
Student 5: "Math sucks!"
James: "You guys only think math sucks cause you can't do a simple math problem!"
Student 3: "No, we just don't wanna do math problems and do other crappy stuff! We have lifes you know!"
Student 3: "Your a Math Nerd!"

Math Nerd by ...X...X...X...X...X March 6, 2009

Math Fraud 

When the student who fails to solve an exam math question decides to sue the teacher or school by falsely claiming that the question is incorrectly posed or that it has allegedly more than one valid answer, which is unfair to the problem solver.

Don was such a bigly loser for failing to answer more than half of the SAT math questions that his parents have frivolously filed three lawsuits against the teacher, the principal, and the school for math fraud.

Math Fraud by MathPlus November 5, 2020

math goggles 

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

math goggles by The Governor June 3, 2004

Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.

Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses

Math Moses by PWHAT May 21, 2009

Math Says No

Commonly used by those withing the "nerd" world, math says no when one is attempting to do something that is mathematically impossible.

Try putting a pop can in a pill bottle, without modifying the pop can, math says no.

Math Says No by sdmented June 28, 2009

Math Salad 

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

Math Salad by Chaz114 February 16, 2010