Get Liced

When you wear someone's hat, while you already have pre-existing lice.

Adam: Hey that's my hat!
Issa: Yeah get liced bitch!

by Jesus Cook September 15, 2021

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

ivvy loved

Ports hell runs me

Ports hell runs ivvy loved

by A nigga with no hands August 26, 2021

Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 3, 2021

Closet locked

When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it

They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit

by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021

Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Dirty loveday

A dirty Loveday is when u have so much love for the freedom of the plant based folk that u have plastic surgery to become some form of plant so u can establish a relationship with the anti rhino campaign group

Oh my god,,, that acid and trying to have sex with a plant really made me feel like I want to be a dirty Loveday!!!

by Lady Night hawk January 21, 2022