clitter-glitter

Anything that comes out of your vagina.

"Fuck, Ben, there's clitter-glitter all over the place.

by thuttlife May 15, 2023

Grass in the Gutter

Hair in the butt crack.

When he bent over you and his shorts slid down you could see he had grass in the gutter.

by Cracker Squirrel April 14, 2014

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter

Danielle, you are a cum guzzlin gutter monkey!

by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019

“I’m feeling bittery, jittery, and not very glittery!”

A quote from the one..the only.. Roman Sanders from Sanders Sides. My boy <33
It means your feeling down instead of high and mighty I guess lol.

“Roman! Pump the brakes!”

“I’m sorry!”

“I’m feeling bittery, jittery, and not very glittery!”

by Romanseyelashes May 27, 2022

glitter dick

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.

I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

thermo-glutteal transfer

n. The sensation of absorbing another person's body-heat when sitting in a seat they have just vacated.

Wow--the thermo-glutteal transfer from that fat guy who was just sitting here is intense!

by Daveycakes September 21, 2005