by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
Get the Kenabeek Hand Grenademug. “I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
Get the hand grenade watermug. The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.mug. John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug. Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 1, 2021
Get the Grenadingmug. by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
Get the zimbabwe hand grenademug.