pull back the foreskin goal

A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude

Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!

by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017

Forrest Gump

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

by Jackerfack September 30, 2009

foreskin theft

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.

I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.

by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

firestick flick

A movie that is not worth paying to see in theaters so you just wait for the bootleg video to come out free.

Friend: Hey dude want to go see Batman v Superman
Me: checks rotten tomatoes

Me: Bro thats a firestick flick

by uffa678 April 20, 2018

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019