earthcrap

Bend over arc

EarthCrap is good lol

by SusHEHEHEHA December 7, 2020

Earthstonaut

A idiot who wear a space helmet on earth

That Air Microclimate makes you look like a Earthstonaut

by mcough2 March 5, 2021

EarthT

EarthT is a type of drink that people like to consume with their breakfast

My EarthT tastes good

by EarthT March 14, 2021

earthies

Plural of earthy refferring to earthworms

I was digging a hole and had to stop because of my massive phobia of earthies.

by Burkes Anatomy March 22, 2021

earth libraries

Started by a prestigious group of librarians and archivists from around the globe, Earth Libraries was originally formed to ensure protection of the world's knowledge and social history during times of war.

Earth Libraries change my life with it’s Spotify playlist.

by Redacted User November 23, 2021

Earth Wire

Somebody who is in an unenviable position, too pusillanimous to do anything that might improve it, yet envious of someone else in a similar bad position who has the courage to take some action. Named for these bold yellow and green stripes, Earth Wires choose instead to wallow in their own misery; pretending that suffering in silence is a noble act, and ignoring how much better everything could be for themself and others affected by the same problems.

"Bleedin' tube drivers, going on strike again! They probably get paid more than most of their passengers, and yet you don't hear me complaining about it!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"

"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"

by brgderby November 26, 2021

Earthworm

When a human female experiences an orgasm too intense she forcefully expels firm fecal matter from her anus and the fecal matter enters the vaginal canal.

Hey pal, I made Anna come so hard she earthwormed.

by RSMILEY88 April 8, 2022