When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.
Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.
by MyShariaMoor January 2, 2017
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"Rover was freakin' balls on for the lamb shank; he'd practically dry hump the thing while chewing on it."
by dinobuddy December 27, 2006
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When a guy pretends that their d*ck is in a girls' mouth and quickly scratches the underside of her chin. Most commonly used as a joke.
by ZeroCool<3 April 16, 2010
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I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
by TRexus May 29, 2010
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Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.
by Cac2490 August 5, 2012
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"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
by Jack McFarlane May 14, 2007
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