Pulling an Astrid

Someone who gets your hopes up then shatters them into a thousand pieces.

Me:"I have lost my shorts, I can't find them anywhere.."
Friend:" aren't these them...no wait this is a hairbrush."
Me:" eugh...thanks for pulling an Astrid!!"

by SEARFA October 24, 2014

Houston Astros

It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.

The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Houston Astros

A cheating team who used trash cans and joe Kelly is they’re daddy

I stan joe Kelly for what he did against the Houston Astros

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD October 7, 2020

astra gearbox

1.A car gear box ruined by Cronin on a day out to Margate.

2.A three speed gearbox with 1st, 3rd and reverse gears driven by Pugwall naaat

speeding to a round about "BANG...CLUTTER...CLUTTER"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

astronomicalofugus

an enormous or inconceivably large poisonous fish

The solution to David Draven's hang man puzzle is "astronomicalofugus"

by Matt Norwood December 17, 2003

astro bucks

an extra credit reward given in pre ap biology class.

Abby has more astro bucks than Manny.

by absterss October 20, 2008

Astrisk

An unspoken exception to a declaritive statement. Often when making promises to women.

I'll give you anything you want baby. Astrisk.

I'll use a condom. Astrisk.

by dajman_007 August 25, 2009