clutter

Trash, just useless trash that is lying around that takes up space.

My house is filled with clutter.

by Jnelsonmarka October 2, 2006

clutter

Something that is unused and disorganized.

"BTW for something to be "clutter" it has to be unused and disorganized. Nothing in my studio qualifies. There's methods to the madness."

by EposVox June 29, 2021

Clutter

All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.

Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.

by Kitten’s Daddy July 14, 2021

clutter

clit-butter: the word for vaginal smegma

When I ate her out there was so much clutter I considered getting some toast to spread it on.

by creator of clutter September 26, 2022

clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.

'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'

by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011

clutter day

Clutter Day is a Secular Holiday with spiritual overtones. On Clutter Day, one disposes of combustible material which has emotional significance, but no further practical use. It is the respectful way of ridding oneself of Clutter. Ideally, friends gather in a quiet natural space and burn their Clutter together.

As soon as I finish this UD definition, I will invite my friends to a Clutter Day in the (South Jersey) pines.

by bisfikisme January 17, 2017

Clutter Rush

In the game Rainbow Six Siege. A full team of the loudest pathfinder operators in the game.

For attack: Fuze, Thermite, Glaz, Montagne and Blitz
For defence: Kapkan, Rook, Doc, Tachanka, Castle

Team Member 1: Yo, do you want to clutter rush.
Team Member 2: Yeah sure I'll go Thermite

by ChrisFlaps69 April 2, 2020