Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012

Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark

Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways

by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015

Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015