Zandered

When a male is having sex and busts a nut in under 60 seconds. When you start and finish a task really quickly.

Dude, Michael was taping Megan last night and totally Zandered her. That shit was embarrassing.

by Burgundy Boy March 17, 2019

zanDer

In the act of doing somthing stupid and/or retarded

He was cought doing a zanDer

by BbQz October 18, 2008

Zander

Am absolute beauty who probably is a great athlete. He is demoted to the boys and full sends everything.

That guy Zander is a different breed!

by XanderwithaZ May 29, 2020

Zander

A little fat ass who loves Russia

Zander is great

by Bigbooi June 14, 2019

Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

by DENSIL69 January 4, 2011

zanderifik

terrific, super cool, awesome

What a zanderifik day!

by Albert Johansenstopugoat December 12, 2003

Zander

A guy who takes all the dubs in fortnite and it’s dope

Guy : you see that Zander?
Girl : Yea, I’m tryna smash

by FatCuntBluntBitch May 13, 2018