Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.

Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you

by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007

Velox Music

House and electronic music producer Slade Templeton's solo project and production name. Some releases appear on KMFDM's album Brimborium, The Chrono Logic with Dean Garcia of Curve and The Eurythmics, and Bass Projection with Electro House producer Jaksaw from the UK. There are many other projects and collabs that go unnamed too.

Velox Music is the best producer out there for anything alternative with an electro twist adding in an appetizing dose of grooves.

by Pawned March 20, 2008

veloscillator

Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.

Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!

by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009

velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.

dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.

by Alzabo November 22, 2013

velociboobies

A drunken picture of two or three friends' breasts pushed together, to be texted to other friends who are not there (usually Cely)

I wish Angela was here...

Grab your phone, let's send her velociboobies!

by Aspersia March 17, 2014

Veloce Visrin

One of the main characters in the comics Carciphona and Amongst us created by Shilin

Aka. the best character ever

Veloce Visrin is the prettiest, smartest, most intriguing character that has ever been created.

by adobowl December 31, 2022

Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.

Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.

by seaneee May 11, 2009