Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007
Get the Holly Valance mug.A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.
Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007
Get the Valapecia mug.Valkennzie
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
by Ily July 25, 2014
Get the Valkennzie mug.A beautiful athletic women loved by all. Everyone wants to be her. All the guys want her. She is always a helping hand to everyone and is there when you need her
by Jordan129cake April 9, 2017
Get the valki mug.
Valana is a magical person that exists with the name of Valana. Valana is a carefree individual who is always lovely and will compliment anyone! Valana is someone everyone needs to be friends with 24/7. She IS black and has reddish eyes, and sexy hair, she is also a performer and so weird. (One time she was with her friends and she was cutting out heads and hearts of people in magazines)
by Valana November 21, 2019
Get the Valana mug.Drizzybrown current NBA superstar 29 MVP awards feared in the streets as Drizzy with his duo lebron flames.
Oh no Its Vadakadava!!
by Drizzybrown November 7, 2020
Get the Vadakadava mug.