tyatb

Basically, take your ass to bed, people use this term when someone has been on the internet for too long or simply stayed up for too many hours.

Terry:”did you watch that nair video”
Guadalupe:” tyatb, it’s 2am at midnight”

by Pluto_58493 July 16, 2023

Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.

Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'

by Elbow grease May 9, 2010

twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.

"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!

by Qwleo April 27, 2005

twatbot

some piece of electronics that makes your life a misery.

Or if your lucky enough to know a robot who happens to be a twat then this also applies to "it". I got this from TPBs Ricky . cuntdroid also a good one as is any combination of cunt, twat, bot and droid.

As in "that tills a fucking twatbot"

by Maffro January 16, 2008

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

Twatbeard

Someone who is a bit of a prick with well manicured facial hair.

Look at Adam over there, kicking a ball, what a twatbeard.

by Pepsimaxcherry October 17, 2016

Twatbutcher

a person who destroys the pussy when they have sex with a female

I am the twatbutcher mother fucker

I had to get stitches last night because I hooked up with a twatbutcher

by I "am" the twatbutcher April 6, 2006