theater butt

The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt fell asleep.

That movie was so long I got theater butt.

by ms72 April 13, 2009

Theet

The plural version of the word thot. One thot, many theet.

Frat boy: "Hey man, you wanna go to that sick party tonight?"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah man, that place is gonna have so many theet."

by xX_theetmaster69_Xx November 18, 2017

foreskin theft

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.

I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.

by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

grand theft auto III

2001 PS2 game of the year

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Theftie

: a photo taken with your device's front-facing camera that catches a phone thief in the act

: a thief's selfie

To catch a phone thief, take a theftie.

I'm gonna make so much money by selling this bloke’s phone on the black market, but first … let me take a theftie!

by shielda May 28, 2014

Grand Theft Agoraphobia

When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.

Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"

Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."

Mark: "That's a game..."

Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."

by Grove Street Green September 29, 2010

Shakespeare theater

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."

by gardens October 4, 2012