stealth-pet

Petting a stranger's dog without permission before the stranger notices; a fun activity to do when you're bored in the park

Dude! I totally just stealth-pet that Portuguese Water Dog; I just walked right by it, petted without asking, and then ran before its owner noticed! What a rush!

by BraiNerd October 25, 2009

stealth nom

the act of furtively nomming on something, sometimes to ruin something, other times just to nom.

A: wow did you see him stealth nom in that picture?

B: yeah he totally nommed on that bread without the photographer seeing it.

A: yeah, haha, wait till that picture comes out.

by nomminlikeitsmajob April 4, 2010

Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.

I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.

by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

Stealt

Synonymous with awesome, great, amazing, cool.

Pronounced steal-t.

"That football game was so stealt"

"Stealt shoes bro"

"You're pretty stealt"

by CBrow May 20, 2018

flying stealth

setting your status on gchat as 'invisible', thereby surprising people when chatting them

I didn't realize you were on the chatter until you sent me that message, why are you flying stealth?'; 'I'm flying stealth to avoid that my co-worker I hooked up with by accident.

by Longman782 August 28, 2010

the_stealth

I'm sorry, who?

the_stealth is everywhere....all at once.

by Reverend Doc September 10, 2010

Geddes Stealth

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.

James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."

by busy b boi May 12, 2017