stumblefuck

The act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.

Look at that guy, he's all stumblefuck.

by menardo April 2, 2003

stumble biscuit

A cookie, biscuit, or other baked good whose ingredients include some type of hallucinogenic drug, usually marajuana.

Everything was going fine at the Steve Perry concert until that lunatic, all hopped up on stumble biscuits, threw his light stick up on stage.

by Talbert April 15, 2007

wiki stumble

When using Wikipedia, you accidently click on a link to another article that provides you with a piece of information that is extremely useful to your current situation. This accident is very useful when doing research on an assignment, where that information helps you to earn another few marks.

That wiki stumble led me to find out about EU emission trading scheme. Top marks here I come.

by Mb500 February 28, 2009

stumble

To walk in a drunken fashion, or to use the toolbar found at stumbleupon.com .. and the word found in definition #1 should read 'waste'.

Hobo Bob was bored, so he stumbled around for a while. On his Mac, cause he's a n00b. But then again, he was running Unix, so he must be cool.

by Dragonspirit1 August 15, 2005

Stombock

A last name. Given at birth, kept by being a badass. If you suck, we kick you outa the family. They can smell fear, and it is a scent that makes a Stombock angry. It is usually dealt with a swift kick to either the nuts or a punch in the baby-maker, though in rare cases ends with the death of said fearful person. Stombocks drink entirely too much at totally innapropriate times, because they can. If you don't like it, take it up with them, they will be sure to take the time to listen, then proceed to remove your testicles for being such a "bitch".

"Dude John, we've got problems, there's a Stombock drunk at the bar pissing all over the floor and throwing empty bottles at people, we gotta leave, I forgot to wear a cup and he might kick me in the balls."

by elementrider48 January 20, 2010

max stomber

(maximum) A variation of the stomber. It includes the twisting of the wrists and adds in the sideways bopping of the head going with the beat. Should only be done while listening to the single ladies and by effeminate people.

Joey and Sarah were doing the stomber at the club, but Christian got more attention when he did the max stomber

by Mizz thanghoho March 19, 2009

Stumblejacking

Masterbating in the dark while walking around a strange unfamiliar room, usually blind folded.

Man, I injured my knee stumblejacking lastnight!

by Jasoni June 17, 2008