Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

Squeezer

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"

by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 5, 2009

Squeezer

When a person thinks they are really good at a task, but in reality they are terrible at it.

Joe thinks he’s so good on the router, he’s such a squeezer

by Phill Hayward June 5, 2019

nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 20, 2005

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by bleuvixen September 5, 2008