Hoop Smacker

Hoop Smacker is a slang word for a homosexual, or a man who performs sodomy. The word is mostly used in England.

You're a fucking hoop smacker.

by Matt Gabrick December 30, 2004

cod smacker

Someone who smacks Cods. May be for hobbie or career.

Bill is a cod smacker. Bill smacked John's cod to arouse John. John then killed Bill for smacking his cod.

by Bango Skank November 12, 2008

cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.

todd mouzone the original cracker smacker

by bigdids March 20, 2013

louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022

lip smacker

when a woman farts while seated, causing the air to be forced between her labia , making a raspberry noise.

While riding in the car , Cindy farted so hard it made a lip smacker.

by ceesaw December 28, 2007

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004