spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009

spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 30, 2010

Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.

It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.

by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

Cave Spelunking

When your so deep in a girls ass, you're practically mining

So deep in her I was Cave Spelunking

by Tayne October 9, 2016

Atlantic spelunking

taking a syringe and putting semen in it and hiding it before sex, then right before you ejaculate, you take out the syringe and inject their bloodstream with semen.

Jimmy: ay bro, i hear shatankabalquandria was a freak
Russel: yea bro, she let me hit her wit that atlantic spelunking

by Tomokiman September 20, 2018