Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

schwooping

only the best type of cuddling ever.

One day this really retarded girl used the word schwoopy to describe something. Her super cute, absolutely amazing boyfriend never let her forget how dumb it was. Now sometimes when they hang out and cuddle, they refer to it as schwooping.

by the retarded girl June 16, 2006

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017

schmoozing

To be browsing in a fish store, To be looking at fish

We were asked by a sales clerk at The Fish Factory in West Alis,WI "Do you guys need any help? or are you just schmoozing?"

by Elvira May 22, 2006

Schooting

The combination of the words school and dating. Schooting is when a relationship happenes but they only do stuff in school. They do not hang out outside of school.

Instesd of dating, lets go schooting.

by Livluv January 2, 2015