Oops My Finger Schlipt

When you accidentally do something

Oops my finger Schlipt

by Lllllllllloolllll May 11, 2019

schlimo

a person lacking intellectual and social skills that would otherwise count them as a functional, normal person

I wish Bob would just go away. Yeah, he is such a schlimo.

by Lion07 April 17, 2007

Schrimpf

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.

Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.

by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

schlumpe

german word for slut

eschligang eber dub ist eine schumpe
Excuse me, but your a slut

by Roxy Foncigo May 17, 2005

Schlumpf

Verb.

The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.

> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.

"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"

by mmcKellar June 19, 2008

Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".

I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!

by Toni Mac August 5, 2007

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009