cal poly

1) Cal Poly is where you go if you want to do something meaningful with the time you spend in college. Of course, going here will virtually guarantee you a prolonged stay, especially if you are in engineering, architecture, or one of the computer majors (in which case you're lucky if you finish in 5-6 years).

2) A source of high stress, difficult and endless work, and perpetual insomnia that will drain you of your time and energy to the point where you miss lectures in order to complete labs on time. If you are in a computer major, be prepared to spend many Friday nights debugging programs to get it ready by the midnight deadline. One of two things is certain: a) you will be tired A LOT, or b) you will be addicted to Adderall.

3) The reason I only get to sleep on days that begin with 'S'. Meanwhile, most other majors drink on every day that ends with 'Y'. Got any Staley classes? Expect this to happen to you!

Cal Poly is living proof of this old saying: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

by alcifer November 16, 2009

Cow Poly

Affectionate nickname for California Polytechnic State University (Cal Poly) in San Luis Obispo.

Some mornings, when the breeze is just right, the robust scent of Cow Poly's beef unit wafts over the campus.

by CPsloStudent September 21, 2008

poly highschool

The best school in the world. Obviously.

Person #1-yo nig ya know snoop dogg went to poly highschool?
Person #2yea man that schools the ishh.

by mhmmm. December 12, 2008

Loly-poly

Much like all the other 'Lol' extensions, this one means you are laughing so much you do a roly-poly of laughter.

The joke so wasn't funny, but she Loly-poly'd like it was.

by lolstuff May 22, 2009

Poly-multiverse

Multiple multiverses. A collective group of multiverses or the sum of all the multiverses together, (aka. the quasiverse).

'Some say that outside the multiverse, there could be the poly-multiverse: many multiverses.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 7, 2022

Poly hell

Poly hell is when one partner in a polyamorous relationship feels taken for granted, or experiences unhappiness, feelings of neglect or abandonment, feeling demoted or displaced by the intrusion of partners other relationship.

Chris really is in poly hell - Jo has forgotten who her primary partner is…….

by Lester99 May 18, 2022

Poly-kook

Slang or jargon for a surfer that uses too single-use plastic. The word is derived from the adjective poly which is used to describe plastic and combined with the preexisting word kook.

Shaun: *uses a straw* *orders a coffee and puts a plastic lid on it*
Clive: Dude, you are such a poly-kook.

by Mami Wata August 22, 2018