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GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009
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Polly

A lass who enjoys a nice garlic bread
Took her to Bella pasta she was a right Polly
by Garlic bread February 4, 2019
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Poly Force

Islanders from the Poly Nation that grew to smoke weed. These islanders seems to act their all tough. The Makapaka's say Kasa 'oe.
Alika is in the Poly Force and plays hackysack.
by BrazilianJuijitsuGREG February 24, 2010
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Pollyannaish

(adjective)
Belittling and often insulting term for being absurdly optimistic and good-hearted, believing in a good world where everything works out for the best all tht time. Often in combination with being God-fearing and perceiving oneself standing on a higher moral ground than others.
See also: Daddy's Little Girl, Goody Two-Shoes

The word "Pollyannaish" is derived from "Pollyanna," the heroine of Eleanor H. Porter's famous novel "Pollyanna" (1913), whose outlook on life was one of absolute optimism and whose problems were always straightened out in the end.

(Disclaimer: Not very modern, but still an urban term.)
"Although I've been raped and mishandled by a demon, I'm determined to remain optimistic, no matter what" is a perfect summation of being pollyannish.
by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
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Poly-lollygagging

The act of excessively lollygagging.
With 3 days off from work, Roger was fully poly-lollygagging.
by atp89 February 16, 2010
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Poly Withdrawal

When one is away from California Polytechnic State University San Luis Obispo for prolonged periods of time and begins to miss the life they have there.
"Dude, the end of Christmas break got really slow; I started getting poly withdrawals."
by LosAngeles2319 January 5, 2010
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Polyabodious

Of or pertaining to one who is homefull or has many home options.

State of not belonging to one particular home. Embodies the essence of being home everywhere. A person who is generally warmly welcomed by most humans.

See also: Earth's guest
Dude, are you homeless? No, I am polyabodious.
by HazelGrace October 30, 2017
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