poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

Ploomer

Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.

Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

Plooping

The act of putting Mentos mints and then pouring Coke cola inside your rectum to create frothy bowel movements.

Why is Gale's bathroom such a mess? I hear she was plooping.

by D3 artist May 4, 2016

ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.

I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!

by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008

Phoomp

n. A large, unshaved bush (pubic hair).
Comes from the sound the phoomp makes as it's released from under tight underwear - Phoomp!

"I was preparing to go down on this sweet honey, when all of a sudden her phoomp exploded in my face!"

"I bet that hippie chick has a giant phoomp!"

by anemul February 8, 2007

Poompy

Unusually large amount of feces that one excretes. Usually has a sausage-like shape.

"Aw man, I just took tha biggest poompy in the bathroom, and it felt soooo good!"

by Dave Briain October 13, 2007