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Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
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Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
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From the Maya "Peel a ná!" (lit. "your mother's vagina")
The unpleasant image of your mother's reproductive apparatus
From the Maya "Peel a ná!" (lit. "your mother's vagina")
The unpleasant image of your mother's reproductive apparatus
1. Used to express unpleasant surprise:
"Pelaná, esa perra me mordió" (Fuck, that bitch just bit me!)
2. Used colloquially between male friends (similar to güey or dude ):
"Que honda, Pelaná?" (What's up, bro?)
3. Used literally (rare):
ROBERTO: "Oye, Pelaná, ba'ax ka jantik?" (Hey dude, what are you eating?)
CARLOS: "Pelaná" (your mother's hoo-ha)
"Pelaná, esa perra me mordió" (Fuck, that bitch just bit me!)
2. Used colloquially between male friends (similar to güey or dude ):
"Que honda, Pelaná?" (What's up, bro?)
3. Used literally (rare):
ROBERTO: "Oye, Pelaná, ba'ax ka jantik?" (Hey dude, what are you eating?)
CARLOS: "Pelaná" (your mother's hoo-ha)
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