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Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!
by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012
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Pesta-bitch

A chemical to keep away a bitch.
Can I spray pesta-bitch on her?
by shyperson January 18, 2016
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Bezos Pesos

The compensation for labor at Amazon, Whole Foods Market, etc.
I spent all of my Bezos Pesos on an overpriced lunch at Whole Foods Market. I even used my employee discount : (
by courseassistant February 3, 2022
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eye pester

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.
Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.
by grey-skull January 10, 2011
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pester power

A term used to describe how young children (typically between 5 and 10 years old) can make their parents do anything they want by bugging them until they crack.

The term was coined by the media in the late 1990’s and gets batted around a lot around Christmas time so as not to offend parents who lack the testicular fortitude to say no to their children.
“I didn’t want to buy Jimmy that CD, but he used his pester power and it was the only way to get him to stop”
by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004
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Pessi

Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penalty’s after getting carried by the rest of the team
Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu
by Pessi shit November 30, 2021
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pessimal

adj.

least desirable; the opposite of optimal
A steak knife is probably the pessimal piece of silverware for drinking soup.
by Itsatrap March 2, 2004
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