Trash nut

When you spend 45 minutes wacking off and you barely feel the nut.

Damn I just spent all that time jerking off and it was a trash nut

by Allthenamesgone November 9, 2017

Post Nut Clairvoyance

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.

Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

by SmegmaBullet January 21, 2019

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Quandale Dingles cousin

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

Retarded Nut

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

by Shaka G April 27, 2009

nut boy

somebody with an ugly ass peanut head

Kendall looking like a NUT BOY

by chortles November 12, 2017

Smoking nut

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit

Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut

by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020

Drip nut

When you start to dribble pre-cum without any contact from someone else.

By time we started to kiss and touch I was already wet. Some much drip nut in my pants

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022