nob jockey

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse

Paul you nob jockey!

by Elcheifio September 4, 2003

Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Nob-end

A derogatory term for an individual, like Nob but more insulting.

Peter is such a nob-end.

by TheDailyRant May 15, 2005

nob end

Theoretically..

The tip of a males genetalia.

Can also mean:

Dumb, Idiot All sort's

E.g: I spent $100.00 on this bottle of beer.. "You Nob end"

by Kierts March 20, 2006

Nob ed

how the english say "knob head".

Liam: I'm in to it, me.
Noel: No your not, you Nob ed

by rocket queen April 10, 2004

Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob

1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"

by Gravy October 7, 2005

ful nob

Pronounced "fool nob". Slang for someone who is a nob but extra foolish. Spelled "ful" because "fool nob" is a ful nob way to spell it.

Sterling: "Did you hear about what Joel did with that drunk girl last night?"
Nathan: "Yeah man joel is such a ful nob"

by MrFantasmo April 12, 2017