moose

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

by starrilynight August 23, 2011

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

pinple moosephant

An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.

I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...

by mrsbologna March 13, 2011

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015

moose jockey

A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.

He said 'eh'? What a moose jockey!

by Still_trippin' May 19, 2006