Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.

I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.

by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

monomanual typing

Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.

During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.

by Aeon August 2, 2003

to make a moomin

to abase oneself

by Kungfu Rick May 6, 2003

Moomin-Smuggler

A person who smuggles Moomins.

John is a f**king Moomin-Smuggler

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

monoxious

to be mean and abnoxious all at the same time.

That boy is so monoxious!

by treelover March 28, 2009

Monojit

A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.

Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.

by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012

Monolith

n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).

Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.

A cabre often can be described as a monolith.

"Crikey, check out the monolith in cubicle 3"

"My monolith was riddled with corn"

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010