by cal’s descendants November 10, 2019
Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.
Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
by Mobzekiel November 27, 2010
by Bruhaps May 23, 2022
The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.
I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.
by Lovekraft December 31, 2008
A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.
Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.
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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.
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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."
by Esquigi March 15, 2022
A minion moment is a moment in time where someone does a rather devious act like the minions from Despicable Me. Said devious act could be as simple as farting or as catastrophic as a suicide bombing, it’s all down to preference of person doing said minion moment.
by Bruhaps May 23, 2022
by laith2010YEET May 02, 2021