Microtosh

Microsoft and Apple combined to rule the world....

My Microtosh Xbook 360 pwnz.

by Jack Bristow December 5, 2005

Microtubule

An obscure tiny thingiemajiggy devised by Ms. Wu as a means to torture her students.

WTF is a microtubule?

by Luckman November 19, 2004

Microtuber

someone who owns a youtube acount but has under 15 videos and under 1000 subscribers, which means most middle schoolers. usually the videos are fairly random and dumb, but can be funny.

Dave - "oh my god this video on youtube is freaking hilarious."
John - "wow, dude that guy's a total Microtuber. he has 4 videos and 56 subscribers."

by amazawali96 June 3, 2009

Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

microflute

The process by which a female vocalist holding a microphone moves her fingers along the microphone so as to suggest the playing of a flute.

That American Idol girl is always playing the microflute.

by mice March 21, 2005

Microfail

When a microwave fails to cook its contents

Luke: I put the poppadoms in the microwave but they're not cooking.
5 minutes later...
Luke: still not cooked!
Sarah: That's because I own a microfail

by Very Hungry Man February 17, 2010

Microfaggotry

The everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that police behaviour, speech, or free thought in order to bring social justice warriors closer to their perceived socialist utopia and thus the enslavement of society.

Twice today I was corrected on the use of someone's personal pronouns and was also repremanded from using the terms 'mother and father', clearly I am a victim of microfaggotry.

by MaysifFayget December 17, 2015