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Mathmatard

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.
"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."
by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 4, 2009
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mathogomist

mathogomist. also to mathogomistic, it could also mean Mathogomy which is the study of Mathogomism
why are you so mathogomist? you have a mathogomistic personality.
by Mo2Dope September 23, 2013
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Mahomesian

adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020
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Mathematical Graffiti

An artist’s lawbreaking pastime, whereby they irreverently paint math-related drawings, formulas, or symbols in forbidden areas or public squares without getting caught by the authorities—the artistic equivalent of a couple illicitly indulging in a quickie with zero public knowledge or suspicion.
Few illegal activities give the mathematical graffiti artist more thrill when working in a pressurized environment, compared to taking part in an annual pressure-free graffiti carnival approved by the authorities.
by MathPlus March 13, 2021
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Mathematical Pointillism

The use of small dots rather than a pen, pencil, or Sharpie marker to depict a numeral, geometric figure, formula, or math concept.
Even artists who are allergic to school math could demonstrate their numerical, geometric, or formulaic creativity through mathematical pointillism.
by MathPlus July 9, 2021
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Mathointed

Symbol-minded; enviably mathematical; or abstractly blessed—a happy condition produced by God’s favor on a sinner rather than because they were born or blessed with the “math gene,” which for 99.99% of mathematicians and math educators worldwide is seldom accompanied by academic awards or financial rewards.
If you’re a K–12 math tutor, teacher, editor, or writer, consider yourself already mathointed; or doubly blessed if you’re a polytechnic or university math lecturer or consultant—it’s not so much what you’ve been gifted with, but what you do with it to benefit or bless others.
by Fasters May 3, 2022
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Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.
An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
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