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adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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