low bandwidth

Slang term for people who are stupid, slow or in some way mentally retarded.

The hosts of Unreliable Sources are low bandwidth rednecks.

by UnreliableSources December 16, 2008

bandwidth

Referring to the size of ones pant size.

"oh my god....ew....check out the bandwidth on that girl..."

by redhairedfoo November 29, 2006

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003

you bandwidth

Conversation between computer geeks interrupted by an interjection by a man from Hong Kong prompted one individual to proclaim "Yeah, yeah bandwidth." The foreign man interpreted this as "you bandwidth", and now it is used in place of any form of expletive or other undesireable word that one wishes. The two words are spoken like they are one.

"Dude, you just you bandwidthed all over my shoes!"

"I would appreciate it if you and your girlfriend didn't you bandwith on my bed when I'm not in the room."

by fhqwhgads September 27, 2004

bandwidth

noun; available time

I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 28, 2011

bandwidth anxiety

That bad feeling you get when you lose your smart phone, your internet connection, or wi-fi access.

I lost my phone for six days and I experienced bandwidth anxiety more and more every day.

by JemeySoldier October 1, 2012