lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina

She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?

by cykofiend February 24, 2014

Lappin

Chilling relaxing at home, kick backing to music in your slipper

What are you doing? I'm lappin

by Chasthebest401 June 22, 2018

Larp

basically playing house only for it to be a lifestyle on a discord server full of 13 year olds

Guy 1 - " yo do you Larp?"
Guy 2 - "... nahhhh jit trippin"

by Nebbity November 15, 2021

Larplord

The lord of LARPing. (Live Action Roleplaying)

People who are constantly telling stories and acting like they are something they aint...

Obvious fake crap from a known LARPer
Lol shut up larplord

by Larplord Birds September 16, 2023

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Oppression LARPing

The act of behaving as if the most minor inconvenience, change in behavior, or act of equity is discriminatory or abuse, in order to obfuscate the actual abuse suffered by marginalized groups.

Bob: “I refuse to use that trans person’s new name! You are denying my free speech! This is tyranny!
Everyone: “This is oppression LARPing… ROBERT.”

by TheFloorIsMarlava November 5, 2022