Loserfest

A drinking holiday; held on Thanksgiving,Christmas and New Year's Eve. You eat junkfood,watch movies,drink massive amounts of alcohol and end the evening shit-faced and listening to loud rock music.

Man, that loserfest was the best ever! Christmas is for pussies.

by TYSON1 January 12, 2009

PGS

Pretty Girl Syndrome. Women affected with PGS have always been spoiled due to their good looks;first by their parents,then by a succession of men. PGS sufferers are self-centered,selfish,spoiled,etc.
But they look damn good.

"That new girl at work is beautiful! But she has a bad case of PGS,what a shame."

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

pit lick

"Going down" on a woman's armpit. Only done with the hottest (and cleanest) of women. Nothing better than making oral love to a shaved, tan arm pit.

"I love this pornstar; I'd sell my soul for a pit lick".

by TYSON1 February 01, 2009

douche bag workout

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.

"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."

by TYSON1 February 27, 2009