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Lappin Lab

To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.
"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."
by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008
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lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina
She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?
by cykofiend February 24, 2014
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lapassion

A beautiful female and great wife and mother
by Reneeener September 14, 2016
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Lappin

Chilling relaxing at home, kick backing to music in your slipper
What are you doing? I'm lappin
by Chasthebest401 June 22, 2018
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cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
by TYSON1 January 20, 2009
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lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.
Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.
by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003
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