jodane

Most unpleasant smelling person on the face of the earth.

You smell like Jodane.

by Gifted one November 10, 2020

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JoDAY

A beautiful brunette Marilyn Monroe with lovely hair and the voice of an angel. She has scarred toes and blue eyes, given to her by the great Buttyninja goddess as a sign of affection.

Person A - 'Oh wow, Mrilyn Monroe is still alive!'
Person B - 'No, check out her toes.. She's a JoDAY'

by Guns don't kill people October 25, 2010

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jockademia

This is a term used to encompass all the sports analysts, commentators, radio hosts. It is a spin-off of the word 'academia' which refers to the collective interests of university professors.

Jockademia chose the Pats to defeat the New York Giants and go 19-0.

Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.

Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.

by dats smart April 26, 2011

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Joda

Joda is excellent. She is beautiful, not a bloody nuissance. She is grace, beauty and elegance. When you see a Joda, you are astounded and fall in love at first sight. Her name is unique so you know you'll never find another like her. Most Jodas' are vegan, very quirky. You want a Joda.

I just saw a Joda in Tesco.

by notjoda October 12, 2020

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Jokarlist

a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.

Every jokarlist make such statement when they start their professional life, "I swear that in my professional life, I will write only for those who give me tips and make sure nobody would be pissed off by my reports."

by emotionormal May 12, 2011

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