Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

Keith Jardine

A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.

Keith Jardine's current MMA record is 13 Wins - 3 Losses - 1 Draws.

by cecilie w November 14, 2007

Jared Leto's joker

The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.

Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.

by Unknown Zombie August 7, 2015

Jardani

The name Jardani can be masculine or feminine. - Jardani is a like a cool breeze over the mountains. You are blessed, anointed and highly favored by God. Jardani has God's Grace and Favor to accomplish everything they set out to do with ease. They sore over mountains like eagles! And their youth never fades away. Jardani is beautiful inside and out! And can never be defeated!

Jardani as in John Wick alternative name for John. Meaning God's Gracious Gift Also alternative for Janet same meaning.

by JCRules June 8, 2019

Jared Leto

An awesome actor and musician who is extremely hot...especially in "Requiem for a Dream." That movie is unbelievable...it really spoke to me. Not to mention he is an actor who isn't afraid to be sensitive and cry. There are practically no actors these days who can cry on the screen...but he can. He's hot.

Did you see Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He was so cute! What a hottie.

by memm June 11, 2006

Jared Dab

The smallest amount of wax that can be servered.

hey you wanna dab?

Don't give me a fat dab , I really don't like dabbing.

I'll give you a jared dab.

by Dab it dabbers April 5, 2017

Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019