Japanese Wannabe

First of all, japanese wannabe means a person that tries to be a japanese. They will try to speak some japanese when they see japanese, or even try to show it off to some of their friends.

Japanese Wannabe A : Watashiwa Yukari Chiuzibai!!

Japanese : Kuso!! Go and learn ur own language properly before u learn japanese buddy.

Japanese Wannabe B : Hello, I am from Japan (actually from china or some other asian countries) Nice to meet u all.. Kawaii people!

Japanese Wannabe C : Lets take some pics!! ( posing in a very ridiculous face that he/she thinks is cute )

by Anti - Wannabe September 16, 2006

japanetically

Something that is modified or created by the Japanese. Japanetically modified cars are all the range these day, although there may be some adverse health risks due to lack of research in the growth of japanese products.

Some would say that the PS3 is a japanetically modified Xbox 360.

by Yapstarr December 28, 2008

Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

by Nex Solo April 24, 2011

Japanengrish

The evolution of the Japanese language in Japan as the influence of English has affected it's use in a slang-like manner. Although the japanese language had originally adopted words from english (ex. teburu, hanbaaga, okke), french (anime, pan), and german (arubaito) the newer generations began to use english words as a sort of slang changing the meaning entirely from the original english one. Memo wo shite iru no? Means to be emailing off a cellphone etc... the word memo has been adopted and changed. Most jpop songs now a days include a great amount of english as in the songs from Hirai Ken (hitomi wo tojite, my love forever) and Korean Singer Boa in Every heart. Many restaurants and stores are named after random english and non english words such as Gasuto (Although spelled Gusto, which should be pronounced as written, not Gasto) etc...

Japanengrish is a result of western influence on japanese youth.

by m0u5y January 2, 2006

Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.

A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.

by Draven99984 August 12, 2008

Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.

Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend

by Poner la mesa March 10, 2010

Japanese Snowstorm

When one guy gets on his knee then 7 Japanese men surround the man on his knees. turn on a very large fan and start jerkin it and shoot all the jizz at the guy in the middle while the large fan blows the jizz around like a snowstorm.

Scotty got a Japanese Snowstorm last night from a bunch of big gay japs

by big_hung_rat_b-211 March 18, 2007