Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

Hose Beast by mike May 23, 2004

hose'd 

damned, condemned, messed up, fu**ed! getting the bad end of a deal.

who ever buys that car will get hose'd

hose'd by choate March 29, 2008

hose party

a gathering of individuals, all of them male.

a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.

i went to Jason's, but left immediatly...I was in no mood for another hose party

hose party by Journas October 9, 2003

Hose ass 

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."

So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!

Hose ass by Leah H December 21, 2006

hose you down

to ejaculate all over a females face.

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"

hose you down by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008

Hose Beast

A promiscuous woman who tries to gain control of every penis in her geographic area.

"Me and all my friends have banged that nasty hose beast."

Hose Beast by SapphireXXN August 12, 2015

hose machine 

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

hose machine by cassius$ July 18, 2006