hose'd

damned, condemned, messed up, fu**ed! getting the bad end of a deal.

who ever buys that car will get hose'd

by choate March 29, 2008

hose dragger

derogatory name for firefighter

My uncle spent thirty years as a hose dragger with the FDNY.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

hose day

A nationwide celebration of the Hoses

This year (2017) will be the 43rd. national Hose Day. Started in Wilmington De. in 1974

by Lil Hose August 3, 2017

Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

Hose down

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.

Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.

by Telephony September 14, 2010

hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.

Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

by frenzical July 7, 2009

digital hose down

When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.

"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."

by Spocklette April 4, 2008