Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

chewbacca In a head lock

A chewbacc in a headlock is a sex act where a man with a completely un-trimmed bush fucks a woman until he is about to climax...then he pulls out, sticks it in her mouth, grabs her head and forces her to take his cum and bite all his pubes off.

Dude I'm so sore, Jenna put my chewbacca in a head lock

by The dank mofo March 30, 2017

headrocker

the brief feeling of intense inebriation following dicectly after a mole rip. (a mole rip being a bong rip mixed with weed and tobacco)

man, that was a headrocker.

by conskwerve March 15, 2008

head lock

when your sack hair get somehow cought under your foreskin very painful

either something just bit me on the nads or i just got head lock!

by ozyslang August 24, 2003

head lock

what all the kids are calling sex these days

bill put me in the best head lock ever last night!

by pnub September 17, 2005

Hadlock

A cutie that hates (almost)everyone

"Everyones an effing fagot"-Hadlock

"We're not friends anymore"-Hadlock

"Let's has an apostrophe in it dumb ass"-Hadlock

"Get away from me fagot"-Hadlock

"Everyone's an idiot"-Hadlock

by C4rl M4rx May 14, 2008