hatchet man

logo of phychopathic records. kinda like the logo for the dark carnival.

im runnin with the hatchet

by Dan January 24, 2004

true hatchet love

Drunk-ass gangster speak for getting proposed to a douchebag who you have only been dating for a month. Fake sexual attraction mistaken for love when you are wasted within an inch of your life.

Christy is in true hatchet love with AJ

by slut-of-lust October 19, 2010

Hatcher

A super fun and crazy guy who likes to have fun and play with women (you know :) ). He also goes Chaka (a mode of great Hell and chaos) and rips shit up. Not referred as Hatch, because Hatch means vagina, which is the opposite of Hatcher.

"Look out! Hatcher's bout to go Chaka!"

Robert and Carter wish they were as cool as Hatcher!

"Oh Hatcher! I can't handle Chaka!"

by Sexy Lady with huge Knocker November 26, 2011

Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...

me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....

by frankozz January 11, 2008

bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.

Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!

by Telephony September 30, 2018

Hatchet

A man or women who is an equal blend hipster and ratchet.

That hatchet bitch got kicked out of Nordstorms for assaulting a sales associate because they didn't have fair trade coffee.

Hatchet bitch: " organic cotton is racist ".

by Jeb the jedi May 15, 2016

HatchetDwarf

A legendary fighting irishman with the skills of a goat and a dwarf with a hatchet

BRO i heard HatchetDwarf is here. No wAY! he's a real FIGHTING IRISHMAN i've heard

by PhonyFerret May 24, 2021