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preston grenade

A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018
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Holy Hand Grenade

1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.

2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.
1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...

2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha
by Lyrax February 25, 2005
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grenudo

A Spanish language adjective used for describing a person who's hair is long, unruly or otherwise out of control. Great hilarity can be had by nicknaming a completely bald person "grenudo".
Time for you to get a haircut grenudo.
by Dan O. August 4, 2007
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grenade

The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
by Amaris August 29, 2003
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take the grenade

To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.

see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"

Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
by cosmo October 8, 2004
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Grenis

I only eat natural grenis
by Grenisthewenis January 13, 2016
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Southern Maryland Hand Grenade

term referring to 10 oz Budweiser cans in Southern Maryland, all can beer can be referred to as such but 10 oz bud is the preferred version
The party seemed over until Buddy showed up with a case of Southern Maryland Hand Grenades.
by oldirtybahen November 18, 2011
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