granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

Gracyn

Gracyn is a beautiful smart amazing girl. She might give her heart away to a guy that does not give respect but she will always tell you who is the boss in the relationship. Never let a gracyn go. If you do than something is wrong with you because you should want her she does not need to want you. She is the kindest friend and everyone should love her. She is not afraid to get in the dirt and show the guys how it is done. She might confident but she has a shy side to her. She hates being ignored by the people she wants to talk to but all together she is the best person you will ever meet

Gracyn is beautiful

by Fishinggirl23 November 5, 2018

Granny Shot

Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.

The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.

It's so funny when Jenna wants to play with us, because she always uses the granny shot.

by PohTayToez March 9, 2009

granny panties

1)A term to describe the kind of women's underpants that are considered "uncool" if you're under the age of 60, or something. In this aspect they are similar to tightie whities for boys. Granny pants are usually high cut, with a highly elastic waistband that will come up to at least your belly button. They may also come in floral patterns, pink patterns, or other "old lady" looking styles- just like any other type of underwear, actually, anything's possible stylewise.
People who wear granny underwear usually wear it because
A) their mom bought it for them
B) they don't like thongs or bikini cuts
C) they're playing some kind of sport (oh, c'mon, you don't seriously think that all female athletes wear thongs, do you? Most "sporty" girls underpants are NOT thongs or really low cut.)
D) they just like them and don't care what others think.

Also called grannie panties, granny underwear, etc.

Locker room:
-"Ew, you wear granny panties?"
-"Yeah, that's right, I do. Get over it. At least they don't go up my a** like thongs."

by andriod5 January 13, 2006

ur granny a tranny

worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” this is a overpowered weapon of mass destruction anyone who uses this does not know the powers they are messing with

josh: ur mom gay

joe: ur dad lesbian

karl: shut up mere mortals both ur granny a tranny

josh and joe: implode on them self , the fabric of reality fade away and the world erupts into flames

by peacelordfromthe6th March 12, 2018

Airtight Granny

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.

Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.

by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004

Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes

Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004