golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.

Watch out for that golfer!!!

by TVL April 13, 2005

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009

goofer

someone who is "goofy".
ie. they goof up regularly.

James Rowell got a new diesel car and filled it up with petrol. What a goofer.

by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003

gorger

A person who fills themselves full with food, so they can go long periods without having to eat again.

Opposite to a grazer. See 'grazer'

GORGER:

'I just had a huge breakfast, I'm full to bursting. Still, at least I won't have to eat now for a good while.'

GRAZER:

'So you don't fancy one of my sarnies when we have a break?'

GORGER:

'No thanks, I'd probably throw up, I'm that full'

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

golfer

Slang for lesbian, comes from the fact that many WPGA golfers are lesbians

That butch chick is a total golfer.

by Leeny Powers September 13, 2005

golfer

A black person. An African-American.

That Swedish supermodel married a golfer?

by TVL November 3, 2004