goblet

One who gobbles the cock.

Guy 1: Whoa, she gave YOU head too?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a goblet.

by poon pirate July 21, 2003

Globetard

A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.

Bill trolls globetards on the internet

by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018

globlett

a turd wider than it is long, usually takes a long time to shit out and not impressive when the releasor views between his legs to see the tiny crap that took an hour to plop in the bowl.

Sorry I missed the wedding, I had to pass a globlett in my little sisters bathroom.

by shane March 29, 2004

globetritting

like globetrotting, but trite.

So she toured Spain, London, and Paris? I hope that globetritting ho likes packs of tourists

by Jack Deluge September 8, 2007

anal goblet

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.

At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.

by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015

GLOBETARD

A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).

Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.

by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021

globetrotter

A runner, a ripper, a hoe, and a bopper!! meaning they like to fuck , suck and swollow. Originated in the bay area, san pablo.

"Damn man, did you see that globetrotter?? As soon as that girl walked out the bathroom 20 other guys walked out pulling up there pants!

by Berto D. June 27, 2006